apjvff:

*calls employer after job interview*

me: oh um, hello, i was here for a job interview last week and i was just wondering how it went? *clenches teeth and holds my breath*

employer: oh sorry the job opening went to someone else

me: is it my pussy stink or…..?

(via joshpeck)

ikttn:

cute pink twitter headers ♡

naughtyweiss:

Internet: Jaune having two girlfriends is unrealistic!

Me:

(Thank god for Taika Waititi, he’s out here living is best life with his two beautiful ladies.)

fernytickle:

They employed Taika and didn’t think they would get some chaos???

pitbolshevik:

pov: you are cruella’s mother

forensicbec:

Hey, what the fuck is going on with the Cruella film?

bebemoon:

you’re laughing. dalmations pushed cruella de vil’s mother over a cliff.. and you’re laughing